Calvin Has A Big Fat Dick

100% Satisfaction

• Every item you order must be exactly what you want, or were expecting. If it's not, return it for a replacement or full refund.
• 90-Day No Hassle Returns. You have 3 months to try out your purchase. If any item doesn’t live up to your expectations, return it for something else, or full refund.
• Lifetime Protection. If any item breaks due to manufacturer’s defect — today, tomorrow or years from now — send it back for a free replacement.

Always Discreet

• Discreet Shipping and Billing. Your order will arrive in plain packaging. The AdultMovieMart name or logo will not appear on the packaging, address label, or your billing statement.

  

24/7 Customer Service

• We're here to help you 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Call, email, or chat with us if you have questions about our products or need help with your order.